One day, some lab claimed to have discovered a new creature sharing the same structure as fungus that should be classified as existence with intelligence. By stimulating it with electricity, they managed to communicate with it.
There's not any provable follow-up report from that lab. And of course, most of us never really paid attention to that.
The last time someone has ever seen that lad in charge of the talking fungus project, he was drunk like a dying dog, shaking in the corner of some bar. Vomiting and formalin stink like hell around him. "This is going to be the end." He mumbled, "The end for all of us."
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